Parental Guidance is advised...
Now before I begin my ranting, to all lasallians out there who have finished their finals, a happy break ahead of you.. ^_^WARNING: May contain words not suitable for very young audience.. Parental Guidance is recommended.
"Dean" Alvin Laurito is a very responsible class leader.. And when he found out that our professors were active in a faculty activity the next day, he personally texted us to say that we can skip classes the following morning...
Classes were suspended on UST Engineering Department this past Tuesday, the 23rd of August... It was a SPORTSFEST... and it was among the professors, at that... So the students, although allowed to see their own beloved profs go head on with other profs in basketball competitions, volleyball tournaments and the like, were not really required to attend it... I, being the lazy couch potato that I am, decided to skip it, since I was not really into sports...
Some other more outgoing guys, decided to watch it, to boost our professor's morale and cheer until their voices got hoarse... Of course, I daresay some of them went there for the little glint of expectation of having a plus grade or what... Still, when they (my classmates who went to see the fest) went up to check if any teacher was there, all they saw were rooms with closed lights, turned-off electric fans, and shut-downed air conditioners... To say it blankly, noone was there.... They were all deserted..
Having seen no living soul upstairs, they went down to join in with the revelry.. They saw one of our three professors for that day, Mrs. Amon, who found it queer that they were actually there when classes were called off... She even told them to go home instead of watching the fest.. And they also saw Prof Bernabe, our second prof for Tuesday, who shared the same surprise to see them.. The fact of the matter is, TWO OF OUR PROFESSORS THAT DAY WERE NOT, I repeat, NOT EXPECTING TO SEE US THERE for obvious reasons that THERE WERE NO CLASSES....
( WARNING: YOU CAN STOP READING IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE VULGAR CONTENT. ALL CONTENTS BELOW THIS POINT WILL BE DOWNRIGHT DIRTY...)
Of course, we just have this amazingly IDIOTIC professor who thinks she calls all shots... Have I ever told you about our "fabulous" English prof?? Man, you'll be the luckiest guy/girl on earth if ever she became your teacher... Wanna know what we do when we meet?? Lessee... She gives us 5 page assignments every meeting.. When classes start, she tells us to check each other's work.. She calls a student and asks him/her to answer the question... The student gets the answer wrong, you'll hear her say.. "Oh my Gosh, what is wrong with this class?" or maybe if you get lucky, she'll say "Where is your brain, Mr Z??" For one whole meeting that is all we do, we read the question from our assignment and answer it. She on the other hand, does not even talk, much less move.. She just sits there getting her butt big, so that it barely fits a lion's mouth... And she gives no consideration in tests... For example, multiple choice.. Match the word "set" with any word on column B... Among the choices are "up" and "back".... You know, if yo answer "up", youre wrong cos thats not what she thinks... Set back is the only correct word there is.. You get me??? As in nooooooooooooooo considertation, even if the directions stated that "any word on column B"... Tsktsk.. Trust me, this prof is a pain in the ass...
Now going back to the sportsfest incident....
English classes are held twice a week, Tuesday and Thursday.. So today was our first meeting since then...
You know what she did when she stepped in the room???
"Where were you, last Tuesday???? Who told you not to attend classes???" Then the b!tch started blaming our class leader.. "You go to the deans office and explain it to them what you did"
Afterwards that asshole continued "All of you are going to get 0 for the activity we were supposed to have last Tuesday.." (just f**k up and shut your mouth..) " i am going to give you a quiz about the ones we didnt discuss.. you think you're good enough ha??" (we're not that good, but we're better than some old hag like you)
And everyone was like staring at her.. No.. GLARING at her..
cos she is the worst NINCOMPOOP to ever tread UST... everyone was muttering under their breath a curse or two.. kase sa totoo lang naman, wala naman kameng natututunan sa kanya, tapos ganyan siya kayabang..
and everyone wanted her to die on the spot, tell you that much.. That is how "famous" she is.. Talaga lintek siya... I wonder how she have ever managed to last this long..
Punyeta, kung gusto nya lageng may nakatangang estudyante sa kanya, gumawa siya ng sariligng school nya nuh!!
Bwisit tlaga, shete...
Hay, kung makatagpo ka nga naman ng teacher na ganyan.... tsktsk....
un lang... gusto ko lang magbroadcast ng kababuyan ng prf naming yan... sama ko noh?/ hahahah...
OFF.
posted by Dexter @ 6:06 AM
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